Andrew Blumberg For President
 Hello and welcome to the official campaign page for Andrew Blumberg. With your help we can send me to office. You can hear some of my opinions below. Questions and Answers 4/10/04 Q: How would you do prevent small children from falling on pointy objects? A: Each child shall be given a government issued safety jumpsuit made by the Nerf Corporation Q: Do you think gay marriage should be legal? A: As long as it's not mandatory. Q: What do you say to your critics who don't take your candidacy seriously and claim that this is all one big joke A: I have critics? Wow. Well I promise that my candidacy will involve no chickens, no roads, no doors for people to knock on, and no bars for people to walk into. Take a hike losers! 
Q: Mr. Blumberg I have questions about your past service. The records here from your preschool class are very sketchy at best, and no one seems to remember you as a toddler. Did you really show up every day to preschool? A: This interview is finished! Questions and Answers 3/20/04 Q: Last election, you only received two votes. What makes you think you can come back and win this year? A: This year, many of my closest friends have turned 18, making them elligible to vote. This will give me the overwhelming surge of support needed to topple the opposition. Q: Speaking of which. I again bring up that you are only 17, and even if you were twice the age you are now, you would still not be elligible for the presidency. A: That's technically not a question. Q: Well I could rephra- A: No, no, no, just move on. Q: Er...okay...How would you improve the economy? A: Very simple. Government Funded Reality T.V. It's the fad that's sweeping the nation right now. Shouldn't the government be capitalizing on it somehow? Who could oppose a Reality T.V. tax? Truely this is the purpose for government that our forefathers dreamed about back in 1776. Q: If George Washington came to you today and said, "I don't think you should run for president." What would you say to him? A: AHHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE! RUN! From the year 2000 Campaign. Questions and Answers 7/30/00 Q: Are you going to speak at the republican convention? A: Yes, but it's not going to telivised and I'm going to use a secret device to wipe the memories of anyone in attendance. Q: When will you choose your vice president A: Next update Q: What do you think was Bill Clinton's greatest achievement during his presidancy A: A Hooters in the whitehouse Q: Is it true that your the head of a Cult? A: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!! Questions and Answers 4/12/00 Q: What do you think of Al Gore? A: ROBOTS CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! Q: What do you think of George W. Bush? A: Funny things is, I didn't think we got much powder in Texas. Go figure. Q: What party are you running for? A: The Procrastination Party, we put off the first meeting Q: What do you think of Birth Control? A: An ok Video Game, but it coulda used a zombie or two Q: What do you think about campaign Finance reform? A: Right now our total donations are 3 dollars and a candy bar rapper, I'm not too worried about it. Q: Have you been in any presidential debates? A: I was that guy you saw sneaking in the back Q: Why should we all vote for you? A: Because I will invent the office of Partying Down Questions and Answers 12/18/99 Q: Don't you have to be 35 to be president? A: I am 35, I just look like a 12 year old and flunked seventh grade a few times. Q: What do you think about taxes? A: NO TAXES AT ALL!! Q: But how will we pay off the national debt? A: I'm going to arrest Bill Gates and all his money will go to the state and all bills will be cleared. Q: Are you crazy? A: Yes! So when you go to the voting booth to vote for the leader of the free world vote for me!,Andrew Blumberg, If he's not in the House, America doesn't have a chance.  A young Andrew Blumberg showing his love for America. |