When we last left our hero...
Oh wait, this is the first story. Well our story begins with our Hero knocking back a few with his good buddy Moo the Blue Cow
They were at Hiccup's favorite bar, The Water Buffalo Hole. Moo the Blue Cow had sworn off alcohal himself, but still enjoyed the company of Hiccup. Well closing time came around, and Bucky Buffalo, owner and proprieter of the Water Buffalo Hole told the boys "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here." So Hiccup said to Moo, "I guess I'll be heading off then."
Moo the Blue Cow replied, "Hiccup, you're pretty drunk, I don't think you should drive home."
"Nonsense", said Hiccup. Then he finished his drink.
And drove away
Everything was fine until Hiccup was too drunk to see Razor the Rooster in his Monster Truck driving in the opposite direction.
"LOOKOUT HICCUP!", screamed Moo
But it was too late.
Both Hiccup the Drunken Kitty and Razor the Rooster managed to make it out relatively unscathed, but their cars were totaled.
The moral of this tale is not to let a drunken cat drive your car, it always ends in tragedy.
Then again, it's just another cock and bull story.
